Croc Dundee
A rich white guy decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all
of his buddies and neighbours.
He also invited Philamon, the token black guy in the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters
and BBQ and flirting with the women.
At the height of the party, the rich white dude said,
"I have a 10 ft. man-eating crocodile in my pool and I'll give a
million bucks to anyone who has the balls to jump in."
The words were barely out of the rich white dude's mouth when there was a
loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Philamon in the pool!
Philamon was fighting the croc and kicking its ass!
He was jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches,
doing all kinds of things like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc
on the tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of Japanese
Judo Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere.Both Philamon and
the croc were screaming and raising hell.
Finally Philamon strangled the croc and let it sink to the bottom like
a sick goldfish.
Philamon then slowly climbed out of the pool.
Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the rich white guy says,
"Well, Philamon, I reckon I owe you a million bucks."
"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Philamon
The rich white dude said,
"Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a
million bucks then?"
"No thanks. I don't want it.", answered Philamon.
The white dude said,
"Come on, I insist on giving you something.That was amazing. How about
a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"
The brother said no. The confused rich white guy said,
"Well, Philamon, then what do you want?"
Philamon answered,
"I want the name of the muthaf*cker who pushed me in the pool!"
of his buddies and neighbours.
He also invited Philamon, the token black guy in the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters
and BBQ and flirting with the women.
At the height of the party, the rich white dude said,
"I have a 10 ft. man-eating crocodile in my pool and I'll give a
million bucks to anyone who has the balls to jump in."
The words were barely out of the rich white dude's mouth when there was a
loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Philamon in the pool!
Philamon was fighting the croc and kicking its ass!
He was jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches,
doing all kinds of things like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc
on the tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of Japanese
Judo Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere.Both Philamon and
the croc were screaming and raising hell.
Finally Philamon strangled the croc and let it sink to the bottom like
a sick goldfish.
Philamon then slowly climbed out of the pool.
Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the rich white guy says,
"Well, Philamon, I reckon I owe you a million bucks."
"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Philamon
The rich white dude said,
"Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a
million bucks then?"
"No thanks. I don't want it.", answered Philamon.
The white dude said,
"Come on, I insist on giving you something.That was amazing. How about
a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"
The brother said no. The confused rich white guy said,
"Well, Philamon, then what do you want?"
Philamon answered,
"I want the name of the muthaf*cker who pushed me in the pool!"
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